Born: Under a crossfire hurricane
Sex: Because I'm a man
Age: And twelve times three is thirty six
Occupation: Mr Writer, why don't you tell it like it really is?
Hobbies: DJ spinning a set in my mind
Disposition: Anger is an energy
Diet: Why don't you snuff it and die, you plant eating pussy?
Weather preferences: Raining blood from a lacerated sky
Lyrical ability: Cold like a blizzard on the mic I am a wizard with the funky fresh rhymes coming out of my gizzard
Availability for work: Four hours of pushing broom buys a four by twelve, two bit room
Motto: Do you know why they call me Mr Happy? Because I'm so fucking smart
Ambition: With no remorse I want to die
Words: www.johndoran.co.uk
Music: www.bigsexyland.co.uk
www.myspace.com/theoldepeculiar
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